I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
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“If silence is the admission of guilt, then she must be really guilty, because l…”

“I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people o…”