I just made a fan gun. Instead of shooting bullets, it shoots the breeze. Just doing my part to make a more peaceful, and cooler, world.

“I’d rather have a career that utilizes my creativity, but torturing people all …”

“Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse tha…”

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on…”

“I get the impression that people who wear too much cologne are hiding something…”