I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.

“A brick could be used as a stamp on a letter, to increase the weight and boost …”

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”

“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”

“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”