I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sleep.

“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my je…”

“I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was …”

“Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steami…”

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”