I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!

“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things to…”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”

“I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.”