I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99

“Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for …”

“I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it…”

“As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing …”

“Their numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army.”