I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated was invisible.

“I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of th…”

“I had to quit my taxi cab driving job because I had no way to get to work. The …”

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”

“I was born with a lazy eye. It didn’t define me as a person. It did, however, d…”