I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it, every shift at the cemetery is the graveyard shift.

“There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, ov…”

“I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the frie…”

“It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.”

“My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hid…”