I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroo…”

“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”

“I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 …”

“Rage is a big part of courage. So is cou.”