I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.

“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice:…”

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love ho…”

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“I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to …”