I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.

“A brick could be used as a status symbol, much like a Mercedes is now. The cool…”

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”

“A brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North o…”

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”