I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.

“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the word…”

“I like how volcanoes rumble before they erupt, as if to say, Get the hell off m…”

“I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in…”

“A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high h…”