I knew what song was next and I knew who I was dancing with. My wife.

“His mouth was a little too wide and snaked from corner to corner. His nose had …”

“True love doesn't have a sick desperation to it, and undercurrent of doom. Peop…”

“Fuck you, ginger balls.”

“So you're okay with me being your boyfriend? I'll treat you real nice. We can g…”