I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the use…”

“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”

“I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s…”

“Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the doo…”