I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. Well, two of the joys.

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing vie…”

“Don’t expect my hand to extend out of her vagina and accept the charity of stra…”

“My dream as a boy was to write a coloring book, but the nagging problem was alw…”

“I went dumpster diving the other day, and each of the judges gave me a perfect …”