I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.

“Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so…”

“The proper response to “I love you” is never “what, when, where, why, and how,”…”

“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in han…”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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