I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went for a walk on my unicycle.

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“Data doesn’t matter. Only opinions and stories formed from the data matters and…”

“Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.”

“He looked me right in my eyes and told me he just ate a sandwich, and I had to …”