I like being right more than I like keeping friends. Certainly this leaves me lonely, but at least I’m always certain.

“Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published …”

“With issues regarding nipples, I always try to stay abreast of the subject.”

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created…”

“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”