I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.

“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”

“I don’t want to ever see her again, because I want to always remember her as sh…”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”

“My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right …”