I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps.

“Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be fo…”

“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s …”

“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”

“I talked so much about my product that I sold myself. I bought the very thing I…”