I like how volcanoes rumble before they erupt, as if to say, Get the hell off me.

“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an …”

“A blanket could be used as a Portable Night Generator. Just stretch it over you…”

“I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example …”

“I’m a door-to-door salesman. I sell doors. If I can’t knock on yours, because y…”