I like make-up sex. I find cosmetics so erotic.

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

“Do they make chin straps with knives attached? If they do, I need one. You can …”

“Dream dialogue: 
-Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different.
-But …”