I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.

“She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn…”

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is…”

“I stand six feet back when meeting new people. And before they can step to me a…”

“Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipple…”