I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.

“Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a …”

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“I oft go to a loft aloft in the sky. I go alone, because I enjoy the company of…”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”