I like movies that keep me guessing until the end. I always guess flowers, because no matter what type of movie, whether romance, mystery, or horror, nobody suspects the flowers.

“When two are united as one, I’ll be there. And so will someone else.”

“I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, bec…”

“I bought my groceries and they included free bags!”

“It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obv…”