I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.

“I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure …”

“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”

“Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.”

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”