I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.

“Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, …”

“My face and body are not my essence. My actions, ideas, and ideals are the stuf…”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”

“When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in …”