I like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckles.

“When it doesn’t matter to you, that’s where I’ll find the most matter. The pile…”

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from …”

“L and V, both angular. O and E, both vowels. Coupled together, like a couple of…”

“I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a ho…”