I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.

“I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in…”

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”

“If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or…”

“In this moment I’m reminded of Thor tutoring me math in the second grade. Thor …”