I like the way I look, but I don’t like the way my mirror presents me. It’s biased.

“However, my next-door neighbors had an entirely different manner of eating. Whe…”

“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itc…”

“Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom…”

“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”