I like to hang out clothes on windy days. Sometimes that's all I feel like. A sheet on a line.

“Things conceived by minds and made by hands can never be quite the same, even i…”

“He understood well enough how a man with a choice between pride and responsibil…”

“We always assumed the aliens would have to at least be alive to invade. Not eve…”

“A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.”