I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.

“I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a b…”

“I’m not nervous, but I have butterflies in my stomach. Or at least I will, beca…”

“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All tho…”

“She works in the corporate business center, and I work in a satellite location.…”