I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.

“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion t…”

“I have no problem overcoming the butterflies in my stomach. Of course, neither …”

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make th…”

“I want to cut your lips, and cut your lisp.”