I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.

“This is my logo for Bethany”

“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is i…”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”

“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did st…”