I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. L…”

“I’m in no position to criticize, because I’m in the fetal position, and I’m bou…”

“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”