I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of my nostrils.

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with …”

“I use blankets like armor for cold.
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“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I w…”