I like watching other people watching other people.

“The only thing that stays the same is change.”

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replace…”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”

“I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step …”