I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack.

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

“We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get m…”

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

“A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the wo…”