I like watching water drops drip off my eyelashes. Reminds me that I’m not the Desert of Love.

“A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow his…”

“When you’re as ugly as I am, you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’ll be…”

“Americans wouldn’t be in the economic predicament we’re in, if there were no Am…”

“I want to be a part of your world. Or, if that’s too much to ask, I’d accept be…”