I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.

“I’m sad that I’m leaving, but I’m happy that I’m going. The thing is, I am in l…”

“A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real ident…”

“Ma’am, I can take either you or your purse, but I can’t take both. And honestly…”

“A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle, and takes note, but doesn’t fully …”