I like wearing earth tones, and ties with little shovels stitched on. I stitched them on myself.

“I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a per…”

“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can…”

“A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to po…”

“Who needs a thermometer? That’s what my nipples are for.”