I like wearing earth tones, and ties with little shovels stitched on. I stitched them on myself.

“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is i…”

“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who …”

“I got a call back on a job query from a week ago. It’s for a front desk positio…”

“To stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.”