I listen to AM radio in the AM, and AM radio for an AM audience in my PM (though it comes from the other side of the world). It’s all morning all the time for me. Sometimes I even listen to FM in the AM, but never FM and AM in the AM or PM.

“The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.”

“I got a call back on a job query from a week ago. It’s for a front desk positio…”

“Rollie Fingers called. He wants his fingers back. And his mustache. Too bad I s…”

“I want a Snuggle Sandwich—hold the pickle. Make it a combo and upsize it.”