I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.

“You may be dying, but I’m going to have a picnic and enjoy this glorious day. I…”

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water …”

“I'm not fluent in affluent. Still, I’m grin rich, and my smile stretches from y…”

“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”