I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening, and while my back is turned.

“I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.”

“I drink hot coffee in the summer, and iced coffee in the winter. I’m a contrari…”

“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”