I love how sincere she is. She makes a mannequin look like Mother Theresa, though she looks better naked. And I hope she thinks I look better naked than a dead woman.

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even …”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if …”

“Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dild…”

“I’m tired of thinking about Agatha. Well, not about her, but about my loss of h…”