I love it when you're demented like this.

“I've been waiting for you all night and day,' she said.Froi shivered. He realis…”

“They always prided themselves on looking youthful. “Forty’s the new thirty,” th…”

“Once she made him watch Pride and Prejudice and for ages he would re-word Mr Bi…”

“I met this boy here who I knew as a kid and his mum left him with a pedophile f…”