I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

“If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wis…”

“Yes, helping the poor helps keep them stuck in poverty. As Jesus said, 'Tough l…”

“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”

“What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?”