I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.

“Half of me wants to do it, while the other half says, No, amputate the other si…”

“This is my logo for Billy Ross Landscaping”

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something t…”

“I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough …”