I love Mr. Darcy

“My mouth is full of Oreo, ice cream, fudge, and Cool Whip, so I just nod.This i…”

“This is what I say: "Leave me alone!"This is how it comes out: "Leefmaown.”

“My cell rings. I answer it without looking at the caller ID."Hannah, I'm sorry.…”

“Jen's been hiding the sugary cereals behind the granola, so I forget we have th…”