I love nature. It beats having to flush.

“Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.”

“I don’t like writers whose writing is so obvious that I can predict what he’ll …”

“My eyes were blurry from being in love, and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoo…”

“It’s 3:33 am as I’m writing this down on loose sheets of printer paper. I’m in …”